The Worker's State of Promintorian Democratic Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Beryn Sarano with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 21.392 billion Promintorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Promintory. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Promintorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,790 trillion Work Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 130,453 Work Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Promintorian Democratic Republic's national animal is the Vermicious K'nid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Promintorian Democratic Republic is ranked 42,258^th in the world and 248^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 31.16 flags saluted per person per day.